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Dad Poet is F*cking Crushing It

Ralph Dobis, a fictional character who travels around reading his naive and silly 'Dad Poems,' is having a renaissance.


A Closer Look at Twitter Data

It's a simple, popular application that allows comedians to bring their jokes to a broad audience effortlessly. But is it doing all that it can for specifically Mark Vigeant?

Smarter Living

The Best Tricks to Have a Good Time On-Line

You've heard about it. You've read about it. You've even seen other people doing it. You can have fun on the Internet, it's true... if you know the tricks.

From the Archives: The Loudest Web Series

When the world of comedy was preoccupied with topical and buzz-worthy videos, a sketch group called Kingmaker was working on an irreverent series where the joke was in the title.

Pinball-Based Comedy on the Rise

Coaxing comedy from this obscure configuration of lights and bumpers seems an exhausting and impossible quest. But one comedian has a long history of wringing plenty from a pinball.

The Opinion Pages


Italy is F*cking SICK dude!

Dude! Have you ever been to ITALY!? Holy SH*T dude! dude it is sooooo f*ckin' DOPE dude. Seriously dude.

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    Mark's one and only Pinterest Board is very dumb and merely consists of a collection of poorly made Garfield Tattoos

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    Doctors are trying to find out an optimal way to wipe. Or at least, I hope they are. All I know is that I'm doing it wrong.

  • 2 hr

    Is it time to embrace expensive honey? Early reports are pointing to "maybe," yet Mark is holding out because he's not sure he even likes honey in the first place.

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    Mark has announced his intention to become a bird watcher, after excitedly pointing out every bird he saw in a park recently. Experts are still debating whether it was a joke or a sincere comment.

  • 51 hr

    The thing about bats is, they can't see.

  • 9 hr

    Despite a deep love of coffee for almost ten years, Mark has tried switching exclusively to tea and he thinks it might be working out for him.

  • 4 hr

    Despite an eccentric collection of boat paintings Mark stands by the fact that he does not like actual boats, just paintings of them. He claims they are "too scary."

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    If you'd like to sign yourself up for an irregular stream of terrifying noise and shirtlessness, follow Mark on Snapchat: user stinkycheese123

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    Sprite sucks, according to Mark. Why would anybody want to drink it?

Mark Video

  • Cybersecurity 0:54

    Your Password Says a Lot About Who You Are

  • Parenting 0:54

    A Special Message For Father's Day

  • Memory 0:54

    Living With Memory Loss

  • Sports 0:54

    Mets Recap

  • Music 0:54

    The Mark Vigeant Times's Guide to Cleaning Your Trumpet

  • Parenting 0:54

    What Our Kids Are Up To

  • Pranks 0:54

    The Real World of Prank Videos